My little drama queen


I don't think I've met a toddler with more sass and personality then my own daughter. She is the queen of dramatics and overacting. I might have to find a toddler acting class because I'm sure she can be a star. Why do I say this? Well miss thing has learned to roll her eyes but not only that she has also learned to faint on command. Now...I'm not an actress and don't have too much time for dramatic behavior so I have NO IDEA how this child learned these things. I watch the same shows she does...they don't faint!

Yesterday she was in her father's arms. They were playing together. One thing leads to another, she doesn't like something he said to her...then she "fainted" in his arms. Literally let herself go limp, closed her eyes and opened her mouth a little. My husband shook her a little and she didn't move. We asked what was wrong and she didn't answer. We called out her name and she said "I can't hear you." (Still with her eyes closed and limp body). "Why can't you hear us?" We asked her. No answer. "Have you fainted?" She said "I think so.".....SAY WHAT?! What an actress! I literally cannot believe this!

And to add to the sass when she doesn't like something she proceeds to roll her eyes at you. I do not know what to do with her. I don't know whether to laugh, enable her acting or discipline her.

#toddlerproblems. lol.

What is your child up to?

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